We are watching Last Comic Standing tonight as a family. (Hey it is on at 7pm.) Tonight the comics had a challenge at the Playboy Mansion with a bunch of bunnies. Jack asks, “Mom, why are they all in swimsuits?”
Two minutes later, Jack asks, “Mom, when I grow up, will you take me there to choose a wife?”
I say no through pierced lips. Aaron asks, why while laughing. (Troy in the background is laughing hard.) Jack says, “Because they have a hot tub.”
Yeah right.