I just got this email from Aaron…
Aaron pours himself a bowl of raisin bran.
Jack: “I’m going to warn you about that cereal. It will make you fart a lot in the morning.”
Aaron: “It does huh? Is that what happened to you?”
Jack: (pouring himself a bowl of raisin bran) “yeah”.
Two hours later and the angry sounds of methane trapped in my colon are literally interrupting other conversations at the staff meeting.