The mare and the GovernorPosted: March 5, 2009 | |
Aaron: My co-worker came in late to work this morning because her mare died.
Mom: Her horse died.
Jack: That is too bad that her horse died. How did it die?
Mom: I don’t know.
Jack: So, what about the governor dying?
Mom: What??? A horse died.
Jack looking very confused and then I realize the problem.
Mom: A female horse is called a mare, but it is NOT a mayOR.
Jack: Oh, I was wondering what you were talking about.